are you a (serial) thread killer?

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,504
    edited June 16

    Their five movies are sometimes even better than the original TV series.  Some of the skits in the TV series make one think that "it must have been a tough week for ideas"indecision  But others are brilliant.yes

    But my favorite skit is from near the end of  "The Meaning Of Life", with the"Galaxy Song"   

     

    (It's even funnier when you see it in situ in the movie in the Organ Transplants skit)

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    What would you do if you woke up one morning with this in your face? 

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  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,806

    More often, I've awakened with the other end in my face.

  • Sfariah D said:

    What would you do if you woke up one morning with this in your face? 

    I usually get the "Are you awake?" paw. 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    paulawp (marahzen) said:

    Sfariah D said:

    What would you do if you woke up one morning with this in your face? 

    I usually get the "Are you awake?" paw. 

    Is it usually followed up with something akin to "Where's breakfast?"

  • Sfariah D said:

    paulawp (marahzen) said:

    Sfariah D said:

    What would you do if you woke up one morning with this in your face? 

    I usually get the "Are you awake?" paw. 

    Is it usually followed up with something akin to "Where's breakfast?"

    I always have crunchies out, but I do have one cat who is scared to walk down the hallway at night by himself. For a long time, he would wake me up in the middle of the night so I could carry him in to where the food, water and litter box is. But these days, I'm pretty sure there's a dialog that goes something like this:

    Cat 1: Is she awake?
    Cat 2: I think so. I think she's just ignoring us.
    Cat 3: Does it matter? Wake her up.
    Cat 2: Look, her eye moved. She's awake. 
    Cat 1: I think humans do that when they're dreaming.
    Cat 3: So does the dog. Does that stop you?
    Cat 1: Well, no, but ...
    Cat 3: Both of you are useless. I'll wake her up. (Taps paw on face of sleeping human)

     

  • felisfelis Posts: 4,305
    edited June 17

    Hmm

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036
    edited June 18

    ...

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    Why does 84 seem so hot?

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  • Sfariah D said:

    Why does 84 seem so hot?

    Humidity? 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    paulawp (marahzen) said:

    Sfariah D said:

    Why does 84 seem so hot?

    Humidity? 

     Probably?

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    The nearest Chick-fil-A doesn't serve breakfast.  I want those breakfast sandwiches.  There could be another one but no time now to go there.

    Their breakfast will be over by 4 minutes.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    I killed this thread.  crying

    I also forgot when I put the chicken in the oven.  Maybe I should check on it soon?  Not that SOON! but in the next few minutes soon!

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,806

    Sfariah D said:

    I killed this thread.  crying

    Yes. You've killed them all.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    Where did the morning go?  I think it is about lunch time?  What is lunch?  At least for today!

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036

    ......cereal was spared this morning (Wednsday),  But tomorrow (Thursday) is another day...hehhehheh.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    kyoto kid said:

    ......cereal was spared this morning (Wednsday),  But tomorrow (Thursday) is another day...hehhehheh.

    Cereal was spared yesterday (Wednesday) but today it is bc another story.

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    I killed the thread when talking about cereal.  What did I have for breakfast this morning?  I don't think it was cereal.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,256

    I killed the thread!!!!!!

    Here is a pigeon walking by so no one will notice this post.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036

    ...pigeons are actually an invasive species in North America..

     

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,504

    kyoto kid said:

    ...pigeons are actually an invasive species in North America..

    So are Homo Sapiens.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,806

    The Thread Killing Pigeon Complaint Thread

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036
    edited August 17

    ...did in another box of cereal l this morning. Safeway had an unlimited  coupon so I have more boxes to go.

    No squab though, too expensive.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,504

    kyoto kid said:

    ...did in another box of cereal l this morning. Safeway had an unlimited  coupon so I have more boxes to go.

    No squab though, too expensive.

    Put some birdfeed on your windowsill.enlightened 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036

    ...feral pigeons are exposed to all sorts of diseases and toxins, no thanks.  

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,504
    edited August 18

    kyoto kid said:

    ...feral pigeons are exposed to all sorts of diseases and toxins, no thanks.  

    Perhaps a better grade of birdfeed would help to attract a better class of pigeons (i.e. the one-percenters, the squab)?   Or put out little bird sized advertisements on your windowsill for "sky yachts" or a gated tree community or membership in an avian golf club.  Or host a squab-rave with high admission fee to attract the younger, healthier ones, and weed out the riff-raff?devil  But watch out for the lower-class pigeons outside the gates, hawking Morning Glory, and Fox Glove seeds, or you'll have loopy squab aimlessly wandering on your lawn, clumsily tottering and twittering about all the fantastic colors, in the morning.indecision  Easy to catch, but don't eat them until they're back to normal.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036

    ...no lawn, only a window ledge and lots of narcotic dealing street pigeons in the area as well. So the younger ones would likely end up falling five floors to the street below in their seed induced stupor and end up as "squashed squab" from passing cars. 

    Something unappealing about seeing tyre tracks on one's food.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,036

    ..I think I killed the DIM thread. 

  • Calliope23Calliope23 Posts: 531

    I killed the sales discussion thread!

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,095

    LeatherGryphon said:

    kyoto kid said:

    ...pigeons are actually an invasive species in North America..

    So are Homo Sapiens.

    I think people were already in North and South America when Europeans started arriving. 

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