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Grassy Patch

McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
edited October 2014 in Freebies

Grassy Patch

http://www.ShareCG.com/v/77990/view/11/Poser/Grassy-Patch

While that sounds more like a medical condition, its just a simple patch of unruly grass... in two sizes and one flavor... assuming you lick your monitor occasionally.
I don't, but just in case anyone was wondering.
The model was tested in Poser and DAZ Studio 4.6.whatever version I have. Pro...
Nothing horrible happened, but I did step on a cricket right after, so I suppose you could say it has a very low mortality rate when used.

I have no idea what I was thinking when I made the promos, but that was over a month ago now and i never really know why I do anything anyway... but thats more or less what you get... well except for the giant angry earwig and that stupid Simon dude.

Fun Fact... real earwigs don't fly... no matter how hard you throw them, they just sail trough the air screaming until they hit something or run out of airspeed.
That and they don't crawl into people's ears... you can wait until someone is asleep and then pour a container of earwigs into their ear, and at least several will probably hide inside, but normally they don't choose those sort of accommodations on their own.

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Comments

  • Kismet2012Kismet2012 Posts: 4,252
    edited December 1969

    How can anyone ignore a giant, angry earwig? :ohh:


    The grass should come in handy.

  • teriperkins_bfd4324187teriperkins_bfd4324187 Posts: 206
    edited December 1969

    You are well and truly insane and we love you. Grass is always good, especially now that mine has quit growing and will soon be covered in that nasty white stuff. Thanks a bunch!

  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited December 1969

    Love it! Even with the earwig! Thank you very much!

  • TallulahdahlingTallulahdahling Posts: 387
    edited December 1969

    I've always felt sorry for poor ol' Simon.

  • TallulahdahlingTallulahdahling Posts: 387
    edited December 1969

    And thanks for the grass!

  • MilosGulanMilosGulan Posts: 1,958
    edited December 1969

    Now that looks useful. Thanks for everything else btw, love your style a lot. Will have to download now :)

  • KeryaKerya Posts: 10,943
    edited December 1969

    Thank you for the grass!

  • none01ohonenone01ohone Posts: 862
    edited December 1969

    Thanks for the grass dude.

  • Eustace ScrubbEustace Scrubb Posts: 2,698
    edited December 1969

    none01ohone said:
    Thanks for the grass dude.

    *** snicker! ***
  • StratDragonStratDragon Posts: 3,167
    edited October 2014

    Nice, but I like the 2nd pic better, but BTW earwigs DO crawl in your ear! I see you've never awoken on the side of Ocean Parkway to your ears in horrific pain from what you presumed was really good seats at the Blue Oyster Cult/Zebra reunion the night before at the Jones Beach theater, and though I tried to not make a habit of this I can tell you, from my own experience they love ears like everyone else like those Enterman's Chocolate Fried Doughnuts.

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202
    edited December 1969

    Eustace Scrubb said:
    none01ohone said:
    Thanks for the grass dude.

    *** snicker! ***
    I can help you there http://www.sharecg.com/v/76997/browse/5/3D-Model/MaryJane
  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453
    edited December 1969

    Scale it right and Swamp Thing could use it as a toupee. :lol:

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited December 1969

    I once made a ball of grass into a "grass wig" for Simon... I wonder were I put that...?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited October 2014

    Actually it turns out it was for Michael 4 and I actually made a scalp mesh to "grow" the hair on.... and I used dry grass textures (not green).
    It was for the 45th anniversary of The CHIA Hair Academy for Men...
    Fun Fact:
    Before CHIA started making ceramic heads with plant life sprouting from them, they started out as the Chattanooga Hair Implant Association... from as far back as 1918 they had been committed to providing balding men with alternatives to their missing real hair... they tried many unsuccessful materials: carved wooden hair, aluminum rods, steel springs, burlap, dried reeds, and the most disastrous of all- gasoline soaked candle wicks infused with black powder.
    They were about ready to thrown in the towel after the Great Bald Guy Convention Fire in Chicago back in 1954, but one of the survivors, a older gent who had the the carved wooden hair, was noted to have a clump of moss growing on his head.
    The damp moss prevented the wood from igniting from all the black powder sparks, thus saving his life.
    CHIA president Robert Macjohnsonsteenbergowich III, was impressed by this idea and immediately started work on the gasoline soaked moss implants, but seeing that gasoline prices had risen to .23¢ he decided to forgo the gasoline. The moss sold poorly and by 1970 Macjohnsonsteenbergowich had found a suitable replacement with Sri Lankan ape musk grass.
    The idea was simple: A specially designed helmet with hundreds of tiny hammers would pound ape musk grass seeds into the skull of the patient, who if they survived would begin to enjoy a brand new head of hair in 8-10 days.
    The demand was huge and overnight almost 2,000 men signed up for the procedure... of the six who survived one was eaten by cows and the rest went mad from the roots growing into their brains... another unforeseen consequence of of the process.
    CHIA filed for bankruptcy and after a year or two sold the brand name to a company that made ceramic novelty heads. The rest is history... which I may or may not have just made up because I was bored... its rather hard to tell sometimes.

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  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453
    edited December 1969

    ROFL! Best laugh of today. Better tell Michael not to kiss any goats...

  • SimonJMSimonJM Posts: 5,980
    edited December 1969

    lordvicore said:
    I once made a ball of grass into a "grass wig" for Simon... I wonder were I put that...?

    I'm using it ... ;)

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